Ain't Got No Grills

But now we do have a grill. Why? Because one of our investigators is simply fantastic and called up one day and asked us if we wanted an electric grill. Well, we couldn't say no, and soon we had a grill. What a great man. He will definitely get baptized now. 

Anyway, I am really sorry to all of you people out there, because unfortunately I do not have very much time left this week to write. I wasn't paying attention to time and I got caught up in other things, such as metaphorical tuna nets and such. Next week I think I will give you all a rundown on all of the people we are teaching here. I love this zone and area! It is so awesome.

The scripture message of the day is based off of 3 Nephi 5:3

3 Therefore they did forsake all their sins, and their abominations, and their whoredoms, and did serve God with all diligence day and night.

What principle do we learn from this? If you are struggling with something, a certain temptation or sin or whatever, then you replace it with something else, something good and wholesome. Read your scriptures any time you are tempted, or else read the Ensign, or call your mom on the phone or something! Go serve a friend, or go befriend a lonely taco, or go eat a delicious looking person, whatever it takes to make your day better! 

Here is a missionary parody I am working on right now. I will just give you a brief snippet of it:

First in my class at the MTC!

Got skills, I'm a scholar of PMG.

Gonna go baptize 20 UBC's ,

and teach some peeps that they can't drink tea!

If you can tell what song that's a parody of, you win an incredible, yet intangible and invisible prize for your efforts.

Have a great week, hooplahs!

Elder Benge, out!

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Elder Benge