Monday, February 1, 2016

Acronyms and Anachronisms of Anaphlactic Assonance

Holy Toledo! This week has been spectacular! .
Some times I feel like the Kleen-X used to clean up Attila the Hun's face after his untimely demise. Or else I feel like a medieval acrostic lacrosse stick used to deposit apostate agnostics. In other words, I feel like an instrument in the hands of one greater than I. 
I am really sorry. To be totally and completely honest, I am way too scatterbrained and mentally expatiating to actually write a coherent letter at this time. I apologize for the inconvenience.
It sufficeth me to say, however, that the church is true, and that Christ can help us overcome all of our difficulties. That I testify of. We are still working hard. Some cool things that happened this week: We knocked on a guy's door, and he told us he wasn't interested. After we had knocked a few more doors, he came outside from his house and told us he'd started thinking about some things after we'd left. We invited him to church, and things went well. We also knocked on a man's door who basically invited himself to church and invited us to give him the lessons. That was cool. Anyway, I just wanted invite you all to read 1 Nephi 8:11-12. That  is why I am out here. 
I love you all. Have a good week.

Elder Benge

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